Scribblings on a paper

2009-07-04T10:04:00.000-07:00

Dusty place...

After Sarah told me the "Art of Listening to God", I'm hearing him everyday, which includes today.

The first time I heard from God and actually recognize it was a week after MAD Camp, which was repeated long time ago during my first semester exam.

"John, go start a CF."

Before MAD : "Just another thought, don't care"
After MAD : "God, if you want me to start, then I WILL try to start it"

MAD Camp might be a little too expensive in my eyes but once you tried it, you'll find that amount too little.

During Through The Roof 2, even during all the excitement, the singers may be singing their lungs out and STILL God can speak.

"John, look around you, and concentrate on the new people that came without a friend inviting them."

Because of that, I found out one of the main reasons why people are leaving SE.

I found out that SE members happen to like to stick to SE members and neglect the new ones, not even just saying "Hi".

And the best part is even I know the reason why because even myself is neglecting new members.

I started thinking about my cousin (why am I being spiritual on a blog!) and thought of looking for him that was sitting alone.

Thanks to Garry, I found him getting a little entertained.

At Through The Roof 2, even though it might be a little worse than the first one, it has saved many just because of what God told me.

So yeah, better know what you should do and get going.

Jnce00

2009-05-25T07:22:00.000-07:00

While everybody who thinks their smart are studying, what I'm actually doing here is blogging.

Masih perlu buat this so-called awesome sport called "Finish the Tenderfoot log book".

2 more days and it is the end of exams, 5 more days till PB, 14 more days till MAD!

God-knows why am I not studying for final 4 papers.

Jnce00

2009-05-23T08:23:00.000-07:00

Honestly, this blog is meant to be dead thanks to my *cough* busy *cough* schedule.

Exams again! 6As or no MAD Camp! Hallelujah!

And while everybody is studying, what I'm doing here is some not so awesome sport called "Finish the Tenderfoot Log Book" which I'm gonna throw away and redo it anyway after seeing a whole lot of even more awesome log books at the net.

Honestly, you will hate drawing the 14-pointed star.

And after 4 months knowing this *cough* awesome *cough* Troop Leader called Lee Yew Heng, I just found out that there's an easier way to get connected to him.

Honestly, you will find him very useful when it comes to Scout's badge-hunt for he is the only one in the whole scout troop that has actually passed Usaha(other than Mr Ng Ching Yang lah, but he got his ripped off, no proof that he actually had it).

Badge-hunting with me, anyone? =)

Jnce00

2009-03-15T09:06:00.000-07:00

I better finish off this post within 20mins or the laptops battery will die.

Tonight is the last night I'm gonna sleep with my bro before he leaves for NS on 19th which is also the day I come back from camp. Amen.

Now just welcome the shortest post of the month as I do not have anything much to blog about.

Now for the all-mighty 1st semester holiday schedule...

Monday - Buying off Pearl Point
Tuesday - Camp!
Wednesday - Still camp!
Thursday - Back from camp, bro leaving for NS
Friday - To be filled
Saturday - SE and Pengawas Sukan meeting
Sunday - Church!

I totally do not know what to blog about, this post was meant to keep the blog alive.

Jnce00

2009-03-02T04:52:00.000-08:00

Welcome to March.

I shall now spam the post with one place I have not went for 3 years. Genting.

My dad registered for this world card crap and came back with a whole lot of coupons.

So after church during Sunday, we set out to Genting leaving my bro behind.

Here we are at world's largest hotel - First World hotel. After checking in and all, me, 2 sis and mom went to the indoor theme park since it was late and can't go to the outdoor theme park. While my dad goes to the Casino de Genting.

First stop, Snow World.

Get yourself totally frozen in a -5 degree celcius place in Malaysia. If you think Genting is cold, you will think that is Hell.

While the smart people sells hot drinks outside, the smarter people gives ice-cream inside.

After we ate our dinner, we set out for more fun.

Since we have this EziCash coupon, we start playing this coin thing that we saw Mr Bean play while checking in. I was so lucky to get myself a whole lot of coupons.

There was once this coin almost drop and my sis was pissed off and whack the machine like Mr Bean and the coin really dropped, so we had MORE coupons.

Now that I remembered, theres this GIRL that was playing the basketball thing and was actually a super pro at that game, just imagine a highscore of 700 and she left with tickets at least 10cm thick.

So we played a lot of games, my sister was even lucky enough to get a Kitty Bag.

Seeing that they sell my favourite comic's main character's favourite food - Dorayaki, I got generous and bought them for my family.

My dad came back happily, he must have won a few profit.

Today...
Me and my mom came back later than my sis coz she don't have work and school starts at 1. So while sitting the cable car down, all of a sudden, it stopped. I started thinking 101 excuses for being late and the cable car start moving again. Smart people.

Got into the car, car couldn't start. After 4 attempts the car is finally able to start. Thanks to that, my mom didn't want to stop the car so we had to eat at a McD drive-thru..

Reached school, I come to this time of my life where I face exams.

Recess, no marching, but pengakaps are still there.

Ng Chin Yang : "This whole week no marching, but you all still can come, we study together. Wednesday can come early, just at the fact that we come to study. Friday also, but if you don't want to study with us, just come for the meeting at 12pm."

And I still don't know why does he want to see my BLUE tie and Pengawas Suakn badge so much even though I kept telling him they haven't give me yet. Maybe he just wants to be my senior.

More exams tomorrow, better get studying.

Jnce00

2009-02-26T04:10:00.000-08:00

Scared of rain? Try SMK Sri Sentosa.

SMK Sri Sentosa was officially flooded during recess today. Don't wish, we still have to march. I couldn't bring the camera to school before I get my anti-disiplin badge, I mean Pengawas Sukan badge.

Pengawas Sukan AJK : "We will try our best to give you the badge as soon as possible."

Jesus is also coming soon.

Back to the flood topic, if you want to get your shoes wet, just step one step out from RA1 and your shoe is now wet.

Two benches were laid as a bridge from the corridor to the cantin and the cantin is starting to flood already.

After getting myself a bottle of water, seeing that theres no one at the corridor that Junior Pengakaps train, I thought theres no practise today. Look left and all hope is lost.

Rain or not, still have to train. Screw you Ng Ching Yang!!!

At the midst of all the cold and shivering, this very unfortunate guy slipped and fall. And therefore excluded from practice.

And to add in to our misery, Mr Pengakap AJK start splashing rain at us and have us drenched.

For the first time, I liked the "Class Start" bell.

Jnce00

CAUTION : THIS IS A DELAYED POST

2009-02-24T04:17:00.000-08:00

30th post!

Yes, yes, I know I have not been blogging for this few days, so now that I'm sick and skipped school I shall summarize everything on this post.

Februaruy 21st...
"Through The Roof"! The concert was real good, 3 buses of people from USJ and Puchong came. KL people, find your own way. A total of 251 people came and 51 of them we're saved that night. The preaching was real hilarious.

February 22nd...
Bought everything I lack of for my Pengakap uniform and ate the sushi that made me sick

February 23rd...
Thanks to the sushi, I vomitted twice in school and do not want to go to Tesco's Sushi King anymore. Btw Cheryl, mind if you start expelling some corrupted pelatih pengawas. Oh, btw,
Happy Birthday Rev. Ps. Daniel Cheah!!!

Today...
I am sick so I didn't go to school. Slept for nearly the whole day till now.

This format is ugly.

Jnce00

2009-02-20T05:19:00.000-08:00

I'm honestly getting tired of ugly excuses.

Me : "On December 19th got Loud Christmas Concert at my church-"
Friend : "I cannot come, my father say if he hears anything about Christian he will slap me!"

Me : "December 19th got concert, want to come?"
Friend : "My mother don't let!"

Me : "On February 21st got a concert,wanna come?"
Friend : "My mom don't let!"
Me : "I thought your mom is the one that ask you come to church?"
Friend : "I gtg, talk to you next time!"

Me : "On February 21st got concert, want to come?"
Friend : "My mom don't let!"
Me : "You haven't ask yet, how you know?"
Friend : "I gtg, bb"

Enough is Enough!

When someone ask you out, even if it is religious, think about it before you say "No". Saying "Yes" to everything is dangerous, saying "No" to everything is far worse.

Take Yes Man as a example. During the start of the movie, Jim Carrey said "No" to everything, because of that, he start losing friends and can't get a promotion.

After he came to a conference about saying "Yes", his whole life changed. He got himself a new girlfriend, promotion and lots of friends.

So mind if you think about it before making a decision?

The next part of this post is even more crappier.

I'm stuck with a dilemma.

During 17th-19th March there's a Pengakap Junior Camp for From 1 and Form 2 students. Then here comes Pre-MAD camp that is on the 16th-18th March. Honestly one will think its better to go to Pre-MAD because theres a nice bed for you to sleep in, and a hotel for you to accomodate and a proper room with air-cond blowing you.

Then we come to Junior Camp. Where we sleep? Sleeping bag. Where? Somewhere in the forest. Room? Tent. Whatsmore we can have some ghost story session at night so the seniors can creep into your room in the middle of the night wearing a ghost mask and make sure you don't sleep. Hopefully we can repeat what happened in Pre-youth camp 2008 but too bad no John Yong and this time you'll really experience hell. Food? Get your own. Everything halal and no sugar. You can eat Maggi, don't worry, if you have somewhere to cook it. RM40 only.

But the fact here is, you can only go Junior Camp twice in your lifetime but you can go Pre-MAD Camp until you get old.

Sorry Ng Chin Yang, I ponteng-ed the mesyuarat today, you can get me to do pumping anytime you like.

Jnce00

2009-02-19T06:40:00.000-08:00

My blog's first anniversary and visitor count reached 300!

Today went to Yoke Nam to collect my money. Speaking of Yoke Nam, I had once...
1)Wrote my name as "Anonymous" at my homework
2)Fought a lot
3)Bought lots of drinks during class
4)Launching someone's bag from the top floor and got blacklisted for once in the whole time I'm in Yoke Nam

Yoke Nam doesnt have that much difference compared to the time I was still there. Except for the bridge that links from Block B to the office. And MUCH MUCH MUCH more cleaner.

So I went into Yoke Nam having my fingers crossed and make sure the PK HEM does NOT see me.

Replacement for yesterday to make this post longer...

Chinese vs Malays futsal match. 1A10 lost 0-2; we won 3-2. No water futsal this time.

Through The Roof in 1 day and 9 hours time. Go or prepare to lose a event of your lifetime!

My posts are getting shorter and shorter each time.

Jnce00

2009-02-17T06:57:00.000-08:00

Despite having a tight schedule, I still have to make sure this blog is alive.

We had the hardest and fun-nest futsal match with 1A10 today.

Behold, water futsal.

There was a heavy rain during Pendidikan Sivik, also the period before PJK, so the multi-purpose hall is all wet and flooded.

Too bad we lost 2-3.

I shall now be a spoilt brat and say 101 reason why we should win.

1)We are on the flooded side, you don't run or you get yourself drenched.
2)The teacher helped us score 1 gole and we didn't count that
3)They own goled once and we didn't count that either
4)They we're faulted with 6 handballs and we only counted 3

If you're thinking I'll really come out with 101 reason, too bad.

And after a long time of them sorting out things, I became a Pengawas Sukan.

February 21st "Through The Roof" is still open for more guests, please come.

This is just another short post.

Jnce00

2009-02-06T21:07:00.000-08:00

This is just another short post.

On February 21st Soaring Eagles Malaysia will have their very first concert in His Sanctuary of Glory KL. If you don't want to go, I wont force you. The end.

Jnce00

2009-02-06T04:22:00.000-08:00

I'm still fat.

Today is a good day because for the very first time we won 1A10 in futsal 1-0.

Right after all the hapiness, thats when all the problem comes in.

Like what I said before, most SMK Sentosa's cases are about missing shoes because all of them look alike, so this time, I lost my shoes.

So I have to go back to class to tell the teacher kaki ayam-ing. Just try to imagine walking on that rough road barefooted.

After I successfully reached the class, all that the teacher said was..."Go look for it."

FIne.

So I set out finding...and finding...and finding...and the next thing I found out aI already missed the whole English period, so I decided to go back to class.

Then she asked me to grab the shoe that was down there and switch with anybody who thinks thats their shoe. So I set out barefooted. Again.

Came back and nobody in 1A9 claim its theirs, so went to look for the smart pupils in 1A10. Nobody claim it still. Go back to class, the lousy maths teacher asked me to wear the shoe home.

So I sat back at my place thinking 101 ways of how to kill the guy who stole it. Then the guy behing me, a.k.a QiAn, said that his shoe was very tight, and in the meantime that shoe was very loose. So we look at each other, and secretly switched our shoes without anyone knowing. Ended up letting the whole class know and have a good laugh about it.

I swear it won't happen again.

Jnce00

2009-02-05T08:33:00.000-08:00

"Do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded" - Hebrew 10:35

Quite means a lot to me.

As some of you might know, I got some interest in being a athlete. And then I came across this website.

The official Bukit Jalil Sports School website.

Press "pemasukan" and you have just open the door to let the devil put doubt in you, making you think you cannot, and end up failing just because of that doubt.

Now I should screw the whole Bukit Jalil Sports School crap and get to the real problem here.

Which bus connects Batu 6 and SMK Sri Sentosa? Only heaven knows.

If you hope that this was a long post, too bad, coz this is just another short post.

Jnce00

2009-02-04T08:14:00.000-08:00

"Satu, dua, satu, dua, ROR; kiri, kanan, kiri, kanan, Sentosa!"

Soon enough I'm gonna turn crazy.

Monday - rest
Tuesday - sport practise
Wednesday - scout
Thursday - rest again
Friday - scout or SU, whichever I feel like going

And the next thing I found out, I'm getting fatter.

And I'm suppose to be doing my homework, so this shall be another short post.

Used a different format this time.

Jnce00

2009-01-31T07:06:00.000-08:00

My CNY so far...

Sunday...
Went to church and be part of the miserable Chinese that haven't balik kampung yet. Ate reunion dinner in grampa's house.

Monday...
Ate reunion lunch in grampa's house. Left for kampung.

Tuesday...
Came back from kampung. Watched Ah Long Pte Ltd till night.

Wednesday...
Went to Raub. Mom and 2 sis came back from kampung.

Thursday...
Played badminton in OUG Club. Not much of great events that day.

Friday, or maybe yesterday...
Went out for CNY visitation. Got RM6 angpow.

Saturday, or maybe today...
Went out for CNY visitation. No SE today. Got RM5 angpow only because Chris Cheah have to go see the dentist. Watched Avatar in Pastor Cheah's house coz I didn't want to go home that fast.

I hope my next post isn't gonna be in this format again.

Jnce00

2009-01-23T04:25:00.000-08:00

Gonna accuse me for not blogging? Fine, I'll summarize everything today.

Last Last Friday...
1A9 vs 1A10 futsal match start. Lost 1-0

Last Tuesday...
Sport Practice starts, ran 3 rounds around the field and practice lompat tinggi. Forgot to bring water. Stood under the hot sun. Fainted.

Last Wednesday...
1A9 vs 1A10 futsal match. Lost 1-0

Tuesday...
Sport practise again. Ran 3 rounds around the field. Practiced pao qian qiu (how you say it in english?). Remembered to bring water this time. Didn't faint.

Wednesday...
1A9 vs 1A10 futsal match. Tied 2 all.

Today...
SMK Sri Sentosa vs ex-students basketball match. SMKSS lost 32-34. Interviewed for Pengawas Sukan. 1A9 vs 1A10 futsal match. Lost 3-1.

Happy?

Oh. Last but not least, Happy Chinese New Year. Remember to save some angpows for me.

Jnce00

2009-01-05T05:42:00.000-08:00

My 20th post!

Today is a fine day where I missed that f**king bus. Go get a life for leaving me behind.

Today is my first day at SMK Sri Sentosa and made a conclusion that Sri Sentosa sucks a lot more than Yoke Nam. Except for the food they sell.

John's so-called report of SMK Sri Sentosa :
1)Their pengawas calls you by saying "S'cuse pelajar" even though they know your name
2)They don't like to see people standing. Only they can stand.
3)They're money eaters
4)They're teachers don't like to see our hand near our head
5)Their most common discipline is to give more homework
6)Their pengetua likes short hair boys maybe coz his bald and call it cantik(WTF???)
7)They give a lot of homework that even they admit it
8)They like to say "Kalau kamu tidak boleh mematuhi rukun-rukun sekolah kami, kamu boleh keluar dari sekolah ini. Ada banyak orang yang mahu belejar kat sini."
9)Most of their cases is about someone wearing the wrong shoe because everybody wearsthe same type of shoe
10)Their Pengawas speak louder than teachers. They speak so loud that the whole hall can hear without even using a microphone.
11)They sell Pepsi
12)The Peralihan teachers makes something bad worse
13)Their teachers shouts "Selamat Sejaterah" at our ears
14)They sell lots of Sport Shirts
15)They have a lot of athletes that makes them the most athletic school
16)They're grade is like so high that it can even turn into a sekolah kawalan
17)They encourage you to have a boy/girlfriend at the school and one of the rules says "Dilarang berdua-duaan di tempat sunyi."
18)They sell cheap vitagens
19)They simply allow people to join the school team
20)They just got a report with 20 things they have or do

20 is a lucky number for today, so put 20 in your 2-D ticket.

And to make my day good, I SAW LEE CHONG WEI IN PERSON AT SRI PETALLING!!!!OMG OMG OMG!!!

His real rich though, drives a BMW Sports Car. Too bad he zoomed off before I could even get a picture. Maybe coz due to the loses thanks to Lin Dan, nobody wants to jump on him and beg him for a autograph. How sad.

Jnce00

2009-01-03T22:29:00.000-08:00

A new year, a new goal?

Starting from tomorow onwards till the end of the year I have to study in SMK Sri Sentosa's 1@9 with *cough* Lim Jye Shin *cough*. Magnificiente.

So lets all welcome again 2009 even thought its already 4th.

I'm now stuck in the church's youth ministry - Soaring Eagles and thanks to Rebecca Lee I have to sit in front with the youths every week.

I also want to thank Paul Lau for giving me my late Christmas present which is actually a lip balm for my dry lips which actually BURNS MY LIPS LIKE CRAZY!!!OMG OMG OMG!!!!

So for this very unlucky post, I'll follow my brother and write super short posts. *Tsk Tsk. Shame on me.

Jnce00

2008-12-26T03:37:00.000-08:00

Alright stalkers, I have NOT declared this lame blog dead yet, so do continue reading and hope for the next post in the hopefully nearest future.

My lousy Phuket pics have finally arrived so for the 1st time in a long time I shall post loads of pictures.

Note that the pictures may not be in order, and some not rotated yet, and my dad is not in most of the pics coz his the photographer.

Ginger Bread-not Man, House

The ass(oops) that was bloody kicking my chair throughtout the whole starting of the flight, lucky I changed my place

Oh 3 Great Kings? Wait, theres a lady

Ah, one left

The Other 3!

Orange Juice...with a flower?
Cocunut...with a flower too?
My bro still as blur as ever
Santa and his reindeer turn into a statue because nobody believes in him anymore...how sad

My Shop?
Behold, The Great Cat! Wait, it has Anemia, don't go near it, you might be infected, if not, you'll be eaten
Phuket FantaSea?
Muacksssss
The Victims
'Streem'?
'Kao'
The Killer Machine
OMG My bro lok so weird with glasses
where that 'Thumb-up' come from?
The 5 Great Dolphin Killer

And now that the vacation is finished, gotto start out with the DAMNED Sentosa homework.

Toodles,
Jnce00

2008-12-03T04:49:00.001-08:00

I heart Jim Carrey movies

Yes, the same Jim Carrey that starred in :

1)Bruce Almighty as Bruce Norman

2)Liar Liar as Fletcher Reede

3)Dumb & Dumber as Lloyd Christmas

2008-11-13T00:27:00.000-08:00

WOOT!!! I GOT 5As FOR UPSR!!!

Just meant I surpassed my whole family.

Got A for English, Maths, Science, Malay(Pemahaman) and Malay(Penulisan).

Got B for Chinese(Penulisan) and C for Chinese(Pemahaman). We all just hate Chinese. No, not the language, only the subject. *Advice to ALL peeps who want to get 5As, do not get them, you can get 6 but not 5 unless you want to be interviewed with very odd questions.*

So happens my racquet is gone forever, I'm gonna call fire from heaven to the ass that stole my racquet. Damn you.

Goodbye SJK(c) Yoke Nam, I'll come back on every event(hopefully).

Jnce00

2008-11-05T03:56:00.000-08:00

Goodbye

That word up there is already damn obvious, so today's post is about goodbye.

So I ask, what do you feel when someone tells you "Goodbye"? No, not like "Goodbye, see you tomorrow!" type, more like the "Goodbye, I'm going to leave you for good" *oops, shouldn't have said or maybe typed "for good"* type.

So, I would like to say Goodbye to all this things.

My racquet
My slingshot even though its back with me again
My uncle that died without anybody knowing
My maid thats gonna leave this Friday
MKC for it teaches me how to be a kid
SJK(c) Yoke Nam where I had studied this 6 years
My good ol' classmates, hopefully we can have a reunion at the near near future
SJK(c) Yoke Nam's great Assembly Hall for helping me in walking the way of badminton
The 4 Great Heavenly Kings(HungShing, Jason, TingShing, FooKeong) for making me bad
My good friends for bringing me to the world of hapiness
My teacher for bringing me to the world of badminton

Ah, too high to count.

Whenever theres a "Goodbye", there must be a "Hello" also right?

So let me say "Hello" to these things

My slingshot that the headmistress returned
SMK Sri Sentosa where I'm gonna study for the next 5 years(or 6)Soaring Eagles
New classmates in SMK Sri Sentosa
SMK Sri Sentosa's badminton court

So many "Goodbyes" and so little "Hellos", damn.

Next, I want to say

To the ass(I didn't say hole)that stole my racquet, I want it back or may you have racquet-phobia for the rest of you damned life. To the 4 Great Heavenly Kings, I passed your test, you should already know without reading this. To my good friends, I'll miss you. To SJK(c) Yoke Nam, tell me when you want me to come. To SJK(c) Yoke Nam's Assembly Hall, hopefully I'll visit you on Sundays if you're open during that time, sorry can't come on Saturdays cause of SE that I have to attend. To SMK Sri Sentosa, prepare a lot of badminton medals for me, expecially gold ones.

Jnce00

2008-10-26T06:29:00.000-07:00

Again, the very sien Sunday...

On MSN

YeeYaw : Damn sien wei
Me : I also lah
YeeYaw : I go your house arr
Me : How you come? Fly?
YeeYaw : I walk lah
Me : Ok lorh
YeeYaw : I ask my mother first

After a while...

YeeYaw : My mother say very far
Me : Very far meh? I walk from school to home before also never say far
YeeYaw : Ask your mother fetch me lah
Me : She wan go JB
YeeYaw : I wait for my mother to come back lorh, she say she wan come back liao
Me : Ok lorh

After another while...

(On the phone)
YeeYaw : Wei, I now come
Me : You really wan come? I thought you joking only
YeeYaw : Why? You no wan me to come?
Me : Come lah, come lah

YeeYaw finally reaches my house...

After a while playing DotA...
YeeYaw : Damn sien lah, wan play badminton?
Me : No racquet also
YeeYaw : You got 1 racquet only meh?
Me : Got 1 more Gosen de. But very heavy
YeeYaw : Can use de lah
Me : Wan go Jalan 4 there play?
YeeYaw : There got net?
Me : Nop, but got court
YeeYaw : Anything lah

So we went to Jalan 4...

When we came, Jalan 4's great playground is full of teenage guys which we befriended while playing badminton.They were damn social and spoke funny things like :

Guy 1(Chinese) : Wei, you drink Ji Jing(Chicken essence)?
Guy 2(Chinese) : Ya
Guy 3(Indian) : Wei, what is Ji Jing?
Guy 1(Chinese) : You want know what is Ji Jing? Ji Jing is Chicken's Sperm lah
Guy 3(Indian) : Chicken got sperm wan meh?
Guy 1(Chinese) : Then why they call it Ji Jing?

There we're more...

Guy 1 : Wei you want play or not wan? No wan play then go play with that hot chick there *points to my sis*

MORE!

While playing football

Guy 1 : Wei foul you know? Where can touch the ball(Item)?
Guy 2 : Who want touch your ball(Body part)?
Guy 3 : You lah! Ball-toucher

And

No more

So we join them playing badminton since their court have net.

While playing halfway, I tried to netkill. But it didn't kill and I dropped and my sis and mom keeep on laughing about it.

During 7pm YeeYaw finally went back home to declare peace to my mind.

Jnce00

2008-10-11T22:38:00.000-07:00

I know I haven't been blogging for a damn long time, but I'll whack the next guy who ask "Where are the posts?".

Friday, 10th October

YeeYaw : Wei, today I cannot liu(liu = stay in school and play badminton even though school already ended) lah
Me : Why?
YeeYaw : I follow FooKeong they all go Carrefour, you go play with Jason lah
Me : Lazy lah

(Thinks of a way to not stay in school)

Me : Wei JiaJian, I go your house later arr
JiaJian : Why?
Me : That YeeYaw go Carrefour, so if I don't go I stay in school alone
JiaJian : K lorh, I ask my mother first

So JiaJian's mom agreed

After school before going into JiaJian's mom's car...

KaiWen : Damn pro man you
Me : What?
KaiWen : Your blog lah, what also dare to write
Me : Thats the use of blog what...

Reached JiaJian's house(a.k.a Jail)...

JiaJian : Wei, help me make my character become warrior

(On MapleGenesis(ANOTHER MapleStory Privated Server))

Me : You become Warrior d what, you jackass
JiaJian : Already meh? I also haven't talk to the Warrior Instructer also
Me : Maple Privated Servers are like that wan lah you noob

(After a few hours being jailed)

(MSN Chat)
Me : I thought you go Carrefour de?
YeeYaw : Come back liao lah, you still in JiaJian house?
Me : Ya, JiaJian's computer lag like shit like that only
YeeYaw : Haha, wan play poker?
Me : Kk

(While playing poker)
YeeYaw : Wah, pro man you, 30 minute only from 20k chip fly to 90k chip, we go bigger table lah
Me : Kk

(Flies to another table)
Me : Walao, this table damn suck man, play little while only no money already, left 6k chips
YeeYaw : Nobody ask you follow me keep on all in
Me : How now?
YeeYaw : You go play other game lahhh
Me : JiaJian's mom computer damn suck de, no game de
YeeYaw : Go and use JiaJian de computer lah
Me: He damn what wan, don't let me use
YeeYaw : Your problem lah

Finally the day ended.

Saturday, 11th October

Due to JiaJian's request, I got to bring Samuel and Caleb to Technology Park Malaysia's Patimas.

(In the morning, 10.05 in Aunt Lily's daughter's wedding)

Samuel : Damn tired wei, I actually no wan to come de
Me : Me also, my mother say you want me to come so I come lorh
Samuel : my mother also say you want me to come
Me : Then what we do?
Samuel : Dunno, play catching catching lah
Me : Boring lah that game
Samuel : Nothing better to do

(Both Samuel and Caleb got caught by me)

Me : Ok, now what
Samuel : Dunno, go inside lah
Me : Ok lorh

(Went back into the church and met up with Adam, Reene and Daniel, 3 small kids)

Me : So now we're back inside, now what
Samuel : They(Adam, Reene and Daniel) want to go play
Caleb : Take them to the park out there lah
Samuel : You go lah, later mummy(Samuel and Caleb are borthers) scold you not my problem

(So they left...)

John : Now what?
Samuel : We go see whats upstair lah
John : Kk

(So we went upstairs)

John : I smell curry... hey, there's a water dispenser, I wanna have a drink... WTF, no cup???
Samuel : Take that dirty cup on the water dispenser lah
Me : I rather drink my own urine than drink from that cup

(So we went back downstairs being thirsty)

Daniel : Wei Samuel, I damn thirsty lah, got water?
Samuel : Upstairs got

(So we went upstairs AGAIN)

Daniel : No cup oso
Samuel : Drink from that dirty cup on the dispenser lah!
Daniel : I rather suck it lah

(While Daniel was approaching the dispenser)

Samuel : Got people coming up!!!
Daniel : Where???
Samuel : Just kidding
Daniel : Cheh

(Daniel approaches the dispenser again)

Samuel : Got people coming up!
Daniel : Liar
Samuel : Really wan, you come see lah

There really was a group of guys coming up

Daniel : RUN!!!

(So we ran downstairs)

Daniel : Wei I thirsty lah Samuel
Samuel : Wait lah, gonna be lunchtime liao

Lunchtime finally came

Me : Wei Sam, lets see how many cups of syrup I can drink
Samuel : Ok, we compete, the person that drink the most cup win

And we tied

Caleb : Wei, we all go to the park lah, very fun there
Samuel : Ok, later mummy scold I say you

(So we went to the park)

Caleb : Wei, try to fly the flying fox, just now I say 'Who can fly the flying fox first is my best friend' and then everybody go and fly, but when Reene fly that time he fall down
Samuel : Ok, what happen if I can
Caleb : Dunno
Samuel : If I can, we go back to the church now
Caleb : Ok

Samuel passed, so we went back to the church(wedding place) and went back to the church(HSG)and went back to my house

Samuel : Wei John, I challenge you badminton first
Me : Outside so hot
Samuel : In the house lah
Me : Ok lorh

So we played, didn't know who won since we didn't count

After a few hours, we prepared to leave for Technology Park Malaysia's Patimas

Me : Wah, you also coming?
Mom : Yala, then what you think I am, you chauffeur arr?
Me : All guy wan worh, not enough court summore
Mom : Can de mah, Becca(Nickname for my sis, Rebecca) be the other female lah
Me : So many people no need play liao lah
Mom : Got 6 court there mah
Me : Since when I said there was 6 court? Got 2 court only lorh
Mom : Huh? I go see got court or not, if don't have me and Becca go eat ice cream
Me : Go lah, scared you meh?

Reached Technology Park Malaysia's Patimas

Guard : Hei! Siapa kamu?
Mom : Anak boss janji dengan anak saya untuk main badminton di sini
Guard : Betulkah? Kalau begitu cakap apa nama Boss
Mom : Wei, whats the fathers name?
Me : Ho Hon Kit
Mom : Encik Ho
Guard : Ok, pass

So we got in and before going in

Guard : Tunggu, kalau boss belum mari, tak boleh main
Mom : Boss belum mari ke?
Guard : Belum lah

So we waited...and waited...and waited...and YeeYaw came

Me : I thought you say nowan come de?
YeeYaw : Actually wan go Carrefour wan, but then raining mah, since stay at home sien so I come lorh
John : That sohai JiaJian until now still not yet come
YeeYaw : I call him he say come liao

So we continue waiting... and waiting... and finally JiaJian come

Me : Why so late?
JiaJian : I can't find my D'Champ shirt, by the way, WHERE'S MY PANTS???
Me : Oh your pants, didn't bring lah, didn't bring your pendrive too actually
JiaJian : How you expect me to play without my pants???
Me : Nobody ask you to wear long pants also

So we played till halfway, due to Samuel, YeeYaw and KahSing(JiaJian's cousin) wanting to be king, the person that lose will shout 'BLOCKING!!!' unless there aren't anyone on the stage

So after we went back, ate dinner, took bath, me, Samuel and Caleb went out with Jonathan(my mom insist that I know him from FGA even though I still can't recognize him) went to Wisma FGA(The biggest church in Malaysia) for a concert by Joe Loy and the Warehouse Project(some odd band name)

They were so good that I think a lot of people is falling asleep already.

Suddenly, Samuel and Jonathan went out, so me and Caleb set out to find those 2 guys.

In the end, instead of we founding them, they found us.

Samuel : Where you all go?
Caleb : Looking for you lah, where YOU go
Samuel : Toilet lah

And the next thing we found out was, it was already the 2nd last song and that ass called Joe Loy still thinks his a rock star by leaving his hair long so that when he shake his head his hair will fly back and forth.

It finally ended.

So we went back to my house and Samuel starts to use my mom's laptop

Finally they went home and the day ended
Jnce00

2008-08-17T23:01:00.000-07:00

Lee Chong Wei lost to Lin Dan in the finals!!!

Damn it, whats so great about having large muscles?

(What Lin Dan does after he gets a point in the Olympics)

So Mr Muscles won Lee Chong Wei fair and square(even though I thought they still put some booby traps, imagine that, getting so many gold medals all of a sudden)...

Lee Chong Wei lost 8-21 and 12-21 because of Lin Dan's ultimate skill or maybe just Lee Chong Wei's weakness cause Lee Chong Wei always leaps to the ground to save a smash.

It looks something like this

(I know its small so you can take your best spectacle or whatever to see the words and I'm killing blogger for using so much time trying to upload this damn chart)

Next, school...

During science...

I didn't bring my book today, so I got nothing to do except to see JiaJian do(He didn't do at all actually).

Thanks to my boredom, I actually drewed the ultimate tic-tac-toe

CFK took my glue and it came back as...

(I repeat, use your best spectacle or whatever to read the words, or just save the picture and put it in any program then magnify it)

When it suppose to come back as

Jnce00

Some random post that I can't even think of the title

2008-08-15T06:57:00.000-07:00

Thursday, August 15...

Switched back to CFK again.

How great.

At least things got better, I was ONE place behind him, got YeeYaw beside me and JiaJian behind me.

But for sure you would hate it being stripped of the title of "Group Leader" unless you have to walk around all the time(Thats what happened to me during Std 3, yes, I was group leader for 4 years already).

But its much more better than sitting with HungShing and KenZen.

Today...

Internet happens to have a problem, as wrong as what I'm using have flash, it won't work, so don't ask why am I blogging. Yep, no privated server MapleStory.

Chatted a lot with YeeYaw...

He invited me to :

a)MidValley after school

b)PearlPoint after school

c)Steven'sCorner before school and

d)His house after school

And we ended up going...

Nowhere.

Our random theme for today is :

Lee Chong Wei

p.s. I'm only putting in gay random themes so that this post won't be empty

As a lot of badminton fans would know, Lee Chong Wei is the World No.2 Badminton player and the only hope for Malaysia in the Olympics to get... 1 medal.

(If someone from other country reads this, I bet for sure they'll be laughing like LOLROFLLMAOWTFOMFG and whatever craps they could think of. But won't it be nice if one of the Olympians read this and actually lets the remaining Malaysian have a easy win over them even though I think Lee Chong Wei is the final Malaysian Olympian left in the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympic Games?)

So THIS is our renowned Lee Chong Wei

(That's Lee Chong Wei after the Thomas Cup 2008)

And NEXT, I couldnt think of anything else, The End.

Jnce00

HungShing's birthday party

2008-07-06T06:23:00.000-07:00

July 5th, Saturday

Happy birthday HungShing!

Right after school, we went out for some RM1 ice-cream while waiting for HungShing's parents to fetch us to his house

Finally they came.

2 Hundais(or whatever it's called) came(One for the father and one for the son). Me, HungShing, MinKwang, KokSeng, HungShing's sis KahYan got on HungShing's bro's(I don't really know his name) car.

We first went to MinKwang's house for him to grab his raquet(or racket) and handphone then went straight to HungShing's house

Oh. My. Anything that starts with G. Their house is a large, 3 storey semi-detached house with lots of maids(or servants, slaves, their men).

We went in and found out the other car reached already. We stuffed all our stuff into HungShing's bedroom(you should have smelled the socks) then went down to play badminton.

After some rousing games of badminton showdown, HungShing's dad ask us to help them. We went into the house and painted the fool's gold trophy and help to pump some balloon, then continued playing badminton.

The Julian, YunJet, KarWai, WenWen, MunYee, JiaJian, JiaJian's smaller bro JiaRui and MunHong came. But what do we care? We just continued playing badminton.

Evening comes and we went into the house. Some played congkak, some played chinese chess. KahYan then on the karaoke for us, you should have heard how KaeSheng and FooKeong sings.

They started to sing Cao Cao, KahYan's ear hurt by their singing and stopped it. Then some other boys came(I only know one of them is called July, don't worry, theres no June or September). July sings Dang Ni Gu Dan Ni Hui Xiang Qi Shui(you should have heard, his voice is cute and good). After his done singing we went to eat.

Yeah, the food's good

Some of us ate finish too fast and went to play Black Jack on the third floor. Everyone there was sweating cause the air conditioner got busted and there was no fan.

Then we started to play games.

The first game was one of us are gonna get tied up and locked at the pillar, the other team members have to suck water from the tub and blow it out at the tupperware till its full then take the key and rescue the person locked, then the person locked will have to grab the lock and run back to the table. I was locked. Ouch. We won. That guy must be a picklocker when he grows up, he unlocks the lock faster than anyone could imagine.

Then, the second game. We are suppose to play tug-o-war on the chair. We won too.

The third game is guess the leader. The wakil(or how you say it in english) will have to find out who's the leader by the speed they use to do the action. We lost. Team A won.

The fouth and final game. The fastest person that dials the given number will win. We lost. Team C won.

Then Team A and Team C repeated the final game again to tie-break. Team C won. So no1 is us, no2 is Team C and no3 is Team A. My team all got a tatoo painting gel pen.

After the cake was cut, I have to go home without tasting the cake. Aww.

Jnce00

I got a bad day

2008-06-23T08:07:00.000-07:00

As usual, going to school on stinky Mondays.

Reached school, not knowing why but I felt that something bad is gonna happen today.

So, the badness started.

Assembly...

"This are last week's class cleanliness result. 1st place, 5A, 2nd place, 5S, and last place, 6C"

Bloody hell, we are so dead.

Class...

"Smart man you all! class cleanliness get last, no dust can die arr?"

Correct, no dust = no rainbow. :)

"Today bring so little newspaper only, don't lose can die arr?

A lot lerh...(actually its a combination of today, last week, last last week and last last last week)

Peace then reigns till tution starts...

"John, you change with..."

YES! No more sitting with CFK!

"Benjamin"

F***(Benjamin's place is next to HungShing's place, and HungShing is a renowned bully of the class), isn't that worst then before?

Bell rang...no more badliness!

Jnce00

As the Past destroy your Present

2008-05-20T04:19:00.000-07:00

Have you ever think of swearing a very foul language before?

Have you ever skip school on Teachers Day just because you don't like the teacher?

Have you ever picked a fight with a classmate before?

Have you ever get mad just because school is starting even if its loads of hours away?

Most of you didn't, but I done all 4 before...

1) I did...not once, a lot of times...almost every period or hour, sometimes minute or seconds too

2)I did...twice...on Standard 3 and Standard 6...I'm sure nobody dares to do it when you're Standard 3 XD

3)I did...the teacher is in a meeting, so I crazily attacked a classmate(but I think he attacked me first) in a 3 round battle, winning 2. Honestly, it IS crazy.

4)Ja(Ya in Dutch)...almost every night...

Only a few knows my dark side...and hiding it makes it darker...

I believe it got brighter by exposing it...

Thou shalt not learn, it sucks even if its fun. XD

Jnce00

My firsy blog post about school

2008-04-11T01:48:00.000-07:00

Lo and behold, another Friday has come!

So as usual in school...nothing much...till the co-curriculum activities started.

Me : "wah, nothing to do lah"

Saw YJ talking to girl

Me : "and another rumor is made..."

YJ comes up to the 1st floor...

Me : "Wei, who's that girl you talking to ah? New girlfriend arr?"

YJ : "Err.... None of your business... and don't tell anyone about it"

Me : "ahh...ok..."

Runs off to tell DeLi

Bell rang...

YJ : "I told you not to tell anyone!"

Me : "=P"

Teacher went into the class...

Teacher : "Ok, today, you will have to write a story, called "The li0n and the mouse"

So I started writing...

The Lion and The Mouse
Once upon a time...there was a kind Lion name John Ng, and there is also a very annoying mouse called Ong Yun J...

YJ erased the whole thing...

So we decided to have fun by talking back to the teacher under our breaths

Teacher : "At the back, behave yourself arr!"

Me : "At the front, get as crazy as you can!"

Mr Khairul came...

YJ : "Who's that fat guy?"

KP : "The teachers secret admirer lah"

WL : "Wrong, he's not secret anymore, so should call him admirer then can d"

Me : "Not secret meh?"

YJ : "That guy damn fat lah, he sit also can block the whole board"

KP : "Ask him to get lost lah"

WL : "Cannot, later teacher scold you arr, you call her boyfriend to get lost"

Me : "Wait, more like her husband lah..."

YJ : "How you know?"

Me : "You see the teacher damn fat but dont have muscle like Cikgu Khoo, so must be pregnent"

YJ : "So they sleep together before lah"

Me : "Of course lah...but chinese marry malay"

YJ : "She is chinese meh? She also dont know how to speak Chinese"

A student comes into the class

Student : "Lao shi, wo yao na bao zi"(Teacher, I want to take newspaper)

Which also means he's from the Kelab Kitar Semula...

Teacher : "ah"

Me : "Dont know Chinese still can understand what he talking about?"

YJ : "Maybe she simply say only"

Me : "Then risky lah, later he ask her go eat shit she also say 'ah'"

YJ : "Ya la"

Me : "Wei, you know what Wen Wen did that Wednesday not?"

YJ : "Hide the duster lo"

Me : "She hide the marker pen also"

YJ : "I thought it drop on the floor?"

Me : "No, she hide it uncapped so it run out of ink"

YJ : "Where she hide?"

Me : "At Jason's desk.."

Bell rang...

(The rest are interesting but embarassing, so you don't have to know what it is)

Jnce00

The wrath of Badminton Craze...

2008-03-06T02:38:00.000-08:00

Schools out, lets sing and shout!

Not fo me, MK, MK's sis , Bryan, KS and HS. We stay in school till 3pm for badminton and basketball.

So me, MK and his sis together with HS conquer the badminton court while Bryan and KS grab the basketball court as they join Cedric and the rest.

Thinking that scince I had not played badmonton for maybe 4-5 months I would surely lose, but instead, I played far more better than last time when I was crazy about badminton.

It started with me, Benjamin and MK with his sis playing "Ba Wang"(Conquer King) and HS playing with some of the 6K-ers. Then Benjamin gotto go, and so does the 6K-ers.

In the end, we join HS in a Mixed Doubles 21 points match. I was teamed with HS while MK and his sis in their own team, then my team lost.

So HS got mad and challenged MK into a Single 20 points match, and HS won beating MK in a 20-10.

Then we started our Mixed Doubles 21 point match AGAIN. HS then employed MK to scout out the school, in case there isn't any teachers(theres a rule that you're suppose to go home right after school, and that time almost nobody was there except for some teacher's kids). We we're then cayght by the school secretary, while she was reporting to the assistant headmistress, we ran out of the court and join Bryan and the rest in Basketball.

I'm not gonna say anything about basketball cause this post is suppose to be about badminton only =D

jnce00

Nose blood = PC capture

2008-02-08T15:20:00.000-08:00

5 am in the morning...

Got nose blood again, RWAR.

Creep out from the bedroom towards the washrom and starts...wash wash washing....keep on washing....and wash till its clean.

Due to cold water, I freaking can't sleep. *Looks downstairs* What a great idea! PC capturing time!

*PC captured...*Wahaha! The PC is mine! On MSN and look if anybody is online(Even though I know that no smart ass would even wake up at 5.30am) and...nothing to do larh

(to be continued because its currently 7am in the morning and I cant see the future^^)

My not really First Post

2008-02-01T17:16:00.000-08:00

Lo and Behold! Blogger which has defeated Xanga fair and square.

Scribblings on a paper? Not really, just a nice name instead of Space Filler.

In a bright Satuday morning, for the first time in a long time, my brother woke up earlier than me O.O. And AGAIN Jia Jian is trying to avoid me.

I bet he forgot that when I get mad, the MSN Block Checker is always handy, if it dosen't work, hohoho! you won't want me to type it out right?

Friendster...This weird person called May is bugging me.

She admires Christon and wants to know me, not from their school, can know her cool*coughs coughs* boyfriend
She's bloody critisizing my Jay Chow picture!!!!!RWAR!!!!!

February 1st(Yesterday)

(MSN Messenger)

Me: Wei Min Kwang, I bored larh, you come to my house larh.
MK: Cannot!!!!!
Me: Why cannot?
MK: My mother and I cleaning up the house
Me: You want me to go your house is it?
MK: Correct!
Me: To help you clean?
MK: To help me Curi Tulang^^

(3.00p.m.)

(MK's house)

*this are all chinese direct translation, so dont accuse me of bad grammar*
MK: Wei John! Faster come in! I half way playing Perfect World!
Me: I thought you cleaning the house?
MK: I use you as a excuse^^

MK: Wei, write down your Perfect World ID and Password
Me: For what?
MK: I want to play
Me: Play your own wan larh!
MK: Write larh, I also won't hack one
Me: Suan liao

(After a long time playing the computer, kena scolded by MK's mother)

MY(MK's bro): I show you something
Me: What?
MY: *Takes out two REAL swords*
Me: *Runs away*

MK: Wei John!Faster come up! My mother is gonna make me work again!!!
Me: O...
MK: Play Pokemon card^^
Me: Ok lorhhhh
Me: *Puts prize card*
MK: Wei, take 7 cards from your deck and look for basic Pokemon first arr!!!
Me: O...
(Lost a round of Pokemon)
(Changes deck)
Me: Walao! Why all energy card one!!!
MK: Then put back and take out another 7 card larh!
(Lost ANOTHER round of Pokemon)
MK's mom: Get out of that room arr! The maid want to sweep!

MK: Wei John, want play eraser not?
Me: O...
(Starts playing)
(Halfway playing...)
MK: Faster keep! My mother coming down!!!
Me: O...

MK: Wei John, come play fireworks
Me: Fireworks? NOOOO!!!!!!!
MK: Play larh! *chases me round around the dog pen with a firework*
Me: Ok!!!I play!!!!Don't chase me!!!!*Grabs the firework just in time for it to roast off*
Me: Ha! It roasted off!
Mk: Got another one!
Me: HELP!!!*runs towards my moms car*

Jnce00